Things That Make You Go Hmm...: Elena, Again

Princess Elena (a.k.a. Infanta Elena, if you're feeling proper) is at it again, with the weird suits. I just thought you should know.
You know what this is? It's a sartorial Rorschach test. She's presented us with some blobs of ink, on fabric instead of paper, and now we have to determine what we see.
I see...the remnants of a 1991 garage sale in Arizona...a tie-dye bra experiment gone wrong...an amateur fashion critic grateful that this one doesn't come with matching trousers...and a lovely princess with a fantastic figure that's completely hidden beneath an egregiously loud print.

What do you see, hmm?